dailydeclaration.org.au
2025-11-28
The ?strongest woman in the world? has finally been revealed ? stop me if you?ve heard this one before ? to be a man.
Yes, in the shock of the century, a bloke in a dress turned out to be stronger than a woman.
Scientists are stunned.
Journalists are confused.
Everyone else is rolling their eyes so hard they?ve sprained something.
Oranges and Apples
American competitor Jammie Booker took out the World?s Strongest Woman title on the weekend ? albeit briefly ? before officials were forced to admit the obvious: Booker was, in fact, a man identifying as a woman.