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2024-11-26
The last time homosexuality was directly related to acts of mass meteorological destruction was at Sodom and Gomorrah. Today, it's quite the reverse. In Anno Domini 2024, far from queers causing natural disasters, they have now somehow become the only viable means of preventing them ... or at least so certain of their more extreme and deluded number have recently started to say. After the CO2-fuelled rainshower, there always comes the healing gay rainbow, supposedly.
Homosexuals do manage to hold some very strange positions these days, on public policy as well as in certain other respects. I recently wrote a piece elsewhere about pending global population decline, in which I mentioned a writer named G. Roger Denson, who honestly thought human homosexuality was Nature's automatic climate self-defence mechanism against looming catastrophe. The more CO2 in the atmosphere, the more gays were born, he theorised, meaning fewer babies in the next generation, anal impregnation being by definition impossible, thus lessening subsequent global overpollution from overpopulation.